Sunday, May 24, 2009

North Korea Claims 2nd Successful Nuclear Test

This just in, and lookin pretty legit: North Korea says it has conducted a successful nuclear test, this one possibly 10 kilotons (the last less than 1 kiloton) - why do i think it's legit? Because Lee Myung Bak, the president of South Korea, has called an emergency meeting - you don't really do that when waving the bullshit flag.

My buds stationed in Korea have undoubtedly all be recalled from their holiday weekend. NK always pulls this crap over American holiday weekends just to fuck with us, FYI. (TD 2 launch: July 4th weekend 2006, for example).

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