Monday, November 24, 2008

Short Hiatus

The Paradox will be taking a little break for about a week, due to the impending Thanksgiving holiday... with all the traveling I'm about to be doing I haven't had two seconds to sit down and really blog out something good. I will return in full force on Monday, December 1st. Until then, Happy Turkey Day!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Economic Team To Be Named Soon

I had to make a note, after my own weeks of speculation, that it's all but official that Geithner will soon be named Treasury Secretary while Cuddly Bear Richardson will be Commerce Secretary. It also looks (but lets not count our chickens...) like the appointment of Obama's economic team might do something to calm the markets. I'll believe that when my Roth IRA is worth at least 75% of what I've put into it... (grumble...wasting my retirement fund in the stupid stock market... shoulda put it under a mattress... grumble)

Bowl Championship Series vs College Football Playoff

So, as a not-that-huge football fan (I check results but don't often watch games), I will admit that President-Elect Obama's idea to push for a college football playoff so we can have one decisive winner each year sounded pretty good to me - one, i don't care that much about the whole thing, so I'm kind of an uninformed constituent on the issue and anything sounds good to me, but two, it's very American of us to want an absolute victor in the sport each year. For the first time, however, I've stumbled on a really great article vouching for the other side - the current system of the Bowl Championship Series (BCS). I'm posting the article in its entirety here but you can also read it on the Trib website.

Time to fight Obama's push for college football playoff

Ah, I see. So that's how it's going to be.

The enemy has brought out the big gun.

Those of us who don't want to see a playoff in college football now have to stand by and take our lumps while President-elect Barack Obama practically calls the Bowl Championship Series anti-American.

(By the way, clip and save for your grandchildren; this is a special Obama keepsake column.)

The president-elect's decision to confront one of the true pressing issues of our time has emboldened proponents of a playoff format, including many media members, to speak out passionately on the subject. There hasn't been this much indignation among sports columnists since plaid sports coats were declared out of style.

"If you've got a bunch of teams who play throughout the season, and many of them have one loss or two losses, there's no clear, decisive winner," Obama said recently on " 60 Minutes." "We should be creating a playoff system."

Yes, the Big Guy-in-Waiting used the occasion of his first interview since winning the presidential election to talk about the absence of a college football playoff system. A TV audience of 24 million heard him say he wants an eight-team playoff. We APers (anti-playoffers), a small, awkwardly named group, don't.

"It would add three weeks to the season," Obama said. "You could trim back on the regular season. I don't know any serious fan of college football who has disagreed with me. So I'm going to throw my weight around a little bit. I think it's the right thing to do."

Did you pick up on the way he relegated us APers to the margins? It's sneaky logic: Serious football fans want a playoff. Therefore, anyone not in favor of a playoff should stop thinking of himself as a serious fan.

The argument we hear most—that college football is the only sport that doesn't have a playoff—is the best argument for keeping things the way they are. What's wrong with being unique? Why do people want college football to be like everything else?

From late August into January, the country turns into a glorious mess of civil discussions and unruly arguments. College football isn't about consensus building. You say Alabama absolutely should be No. 1? I say Texas Tech and its amped-up offense deserves the top spot. I also say your sister is so ugly that when she was born, they put tinted windows on the incubator. But that's just me not knowing when to stop.

In almost any other sport, you can't remember who finished second. You can in college football because the second-ranked team is almost always so honked off it makes a huge racket. I like that. I like tumult and debate and human error.

You say 11-0 Ball State should have a chance to prove it's among the best teams in the nation. I say the Cardinals should count their lucky stars there isn't a playoff. Ball State, ranked 17th in the BCS standings, wouldn't make a 16-team playoff if it started today.

If Obama's eight-team plan were in effect, undefeated Boise State would not get to take part in a playoff this season. The Broncos are ranked ninth in the current BCS standings.

Somebody—lots of somebodies—will be unhappy with any system. Under the current BCS setup, almost everyone has the opportunity to be unhappy. There's equal-opportunity unhappiness. It's a lot more fun this way.

And there's always this: Every regular-season game means something. You lose a game, there's a decent chance you've lost the opportunity to play for the national championship. Moral of the story: Don't lose.

We APers have to stick together and stay strong. We're surrounded on all sides by people who are desperate for change. I tried to contact Big Ten Commissioner Jim Delany and Atlantic Coast Conference Commissioner John Swofford, both of whom are big backers of the BCS format. A spokesman said Delany believes he has said all he wants to say on the topic, and Swofford didn't return a call.

Fellas, this is not the time to let down your guard. The future president of the United States has vowed to turn college football into the NFL.

This is a time for vigilance, for protecting a unique format, for speaking out. Despite all the computers, statistics and rankings, the current setup says we're human. We're flawed. But it also says we have a sense of humor. Sit back and laugh at the chaos.

For those of who like the system as it is, the good news is that ESPN just signed a contract to televise BCS games from 2011 through 2014.

Mr. Obama, a college playoff system is a change we don't need, but I can see you're unwilling to budge. I wonder what Vladimir Putin thinks about this.

Heh... tinted windows FTW

Friday, November 21, 2008

You, Turkey - die. On camera!

oh Sarah Palin.... only you could make pardoning a turkey before Thanksgiving a controversial move!

Word has it that before the interview the reporter asked if Palin wanted to move so there wouldn't be a slaughter going on in the background and Palin was just fine where she was... mostly i just think the whole thing is funny. It's not like there's blood or giblets spraying everywhere, but that would be a GREAT idea for an SNL parody this week!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Hillary Named Secretary of State, Chris Matthews Does Not Grope Ellen

Hillary Clinton has still not officially been named Obama's Secretary of State tonight, but "all the details have been worked out" and "she plans to accept." It looks like she will be officially named shortly after Thanksgiving (in your face John!). I'm pretty happy with this. Can't wait to see where Billy Richardson, my favorite teddy bear of a governor, ends up.

Also, Chris Matthews's return to Ellen was today. He came out with his hands up and didn't attempt to dance this time. Ellen thanked him for being a good sport and called him "a really good man." Watch the segment here!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Tuesday Night Funnies

Back in March, Chris Matthews appeared on Ellen and grabbed her booby on accident while "dancing" with her:

Today, in preparation for Matthews's return to her show Thursday, Ellen practiced some self-defense moves just in case he gets frisky again. This link will take you to the article and video (the player is fancy and I can't embed it).

I'm sure his appearance Thursday will be memorable!

and p.s.

a BIG thank you to Ryan Duff who after getting me my own domain, and then busting it for 2 weeks, got me ANOTHER new domain that is now functioning beautifully!! Thanks Duff!!!! For you, my favorite McCain moment of the campaign:

Busy News Day

Plenty of breaking news tonight - Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska has officially been defeated by Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich (by about 3,700 votes...) how weird is it that Alaskans would even almost vote in a convicted felon, nevermind a 7-count convicted felon? You can't vote, Mr. Stevens, but even you can be Senator!!! Except, not anymore.

Next, President-Elect Obama has selected former Clinton administration deputy attorney general Eric Holder as Attorney General. Holder is the first African American to lead the justice department. All these Clinton appointments leave the liberal blogosphere asking "what kind of change is this?" I will go back to my argument for Rahmbo (sigh..): Were 8 years of peace and prosperity under Bill Clinton too easy for you? I suspect that Mr. Obama will use these appointees' strengths and knowledge of the White House (as a government entity) to combat naysayers' issue that he is too inexperienced. I also suspect that Mr. Obama is smart and strong-willed enough to both listen to his political appointees and value their knowledge, as well as to hold his own and go head to head with them on issues. I should point out that he is repeatedly picking people who absolutely will go head to head with him. These are not yes-men and women. It really will be a team of rivals, as keeps being mentioned by the talking heads.

Next, apparently everyone doodles, including presidential and vice-presidential candidates. What do Obama's and Palin's doodles say about them? His are "economical" while hers "look like a teenager's writing." Are we entirely surprised? Should we also be wary of the doodle-analyst's political bent? Should we also just be wary of a doodle-analyst in general? Seriously, can one make a living that way? I definitely need to change careers.

Finally, on the Hillary front - everybody says she's been offered the position. The word is that it's Bill's (possibly) shady financial dealings which are holding up the actual appointment. And the new word from sources close to her is that Hillary might reject the offer anyway (according to Politico.) "She is still weighing this, independent of President Clinton's work" the source said, indicating that press reporting of HRC's willingness to accept the appointment as soon as Bill's vetting is done is inaccurate. Know what it sounds like to me? Sounds like she's completely willing and ready to accept the job. Of course she's "weighing it" - if Obama decides not to appoint her based on her husband's business ventures, she's got an out... she didn't want the job in the first place! I did the same thing at 8 years old when my mean big brothers would change the channel from Nickelodeon to MTV... "Good, i didn't want to watch that dumb kid stuff anyway" - I was just deciding what to watch next ;-)

Monday, November 17, 2008

Yuletide Cheer

I know it's not even Thanksgiving yet, but you wouldn't know it walking through WalMart (devil store), where I went to find a ficus on Sunday night (where else was I supposed to find a ficus on a Sunday night?) and left humming Up on the Housetop. To help get everyone into the holiday spirit, here's a clip of Stephan Colbert visiting Good Morning America, in case you missed it (which I'm sure you did, because you were probably watching Morning Joe hoping he'd say Fuck again).

Sunday, November 16, 2008

My First Live Blog: Steve Kroft Interviews Barack Obama on 60 Minutes

Note: You'll need to start at the bottom of this post to read the updates in order!

7:53: Yep, all done. Can't help but notice that the interview spent 23 minutes straight on policy and cabinet questions, and the next 30 on what I might call fluff. I think the real purpose of this interview was to get America acquainted with the Obamas as a family, since we've heard nothing but policy and campaign promises for the last 2 years, and we're a little sick of it at this point. It might have been nice to get another cabinet announcement, but otherwise, i'm satisfied. I love seeing Barack and Michelle together. Thanks for following along, if you did, and if not, thanks for taking the time to read through my first live blog!

7:50: Another commercial break! I think that means the interview is over...

7:49: And we're back to the potential of a college football playoff. Barack says he'll throw his weight around and get one... He's mostly joking, but who knows? If we can go to the moon, we can surely have 1 College Football champion per year in this country, right?

7:48: Barack makes the same observation i just made below about the order of the questions!

7:47: Also funny that the question of the mother-in-law moving in comes after the question about the dog moving in...

7:46: The dog question! The deal is that the dog isn't coming to the White House until the family is settled in... but how funny is it that there's some weird obsession in America with the dog?

7:41: Commercial break. Stretching fingers.

7:39: Steve asks Barack how Michelle will leave her imprint as First Lady - why didn't he ask her directly? Michelle is artful and tactful "women can do more than one thing well." She talks about military families (w00t!), making an impact in the D.C. area, etc.

7:37: They note that life has calmed down since the election, but Barack seems miffed that he can't take a walk on his own, or take his wife on a walk, or even go to the barber - he has to have his barber come to an "undisclosed location" to cut his hair. Miffed might be the wrong word... I might say sad.

7:36: I love that he keeps looking to his wife when he discusses the girls. These two are a real unit.

7:33: How was the visit to the White House? What did you talk about? Michelle tries to picture her kids running around with the as-yet-unadopted dog... the notion of sleepovers in the White House is brought up by Barack himself. Lucky little girls...

7:32: AWWWW... Barack and Michelle are quite possibly the cutest married couple I've ever seen. Talking about Harold's chicken shack and his old crappy car... i want to be their best friend...

7:26: Michelle joins Barack in the interview. She talks about how unbelievable it was when the results came in that her husband had been elected, and her pride in the country we live in to have affected this historic moment. This is a fun part of the interview... discussing the emotions of election night, Barack and Michelle's as well as those of the entire country. I'm glad Steve chose to ask these questions... "what was the conversation like the next morning at the breakfast table?" It reminds us how real these people are.

7:23: Finally, a commercial. I'm exhausted!

7:22: Every great president has had the ability to explain to the American people what is going on, what his plans are... he mentions FDR, JFK. This is something that has been lacking in recent years. Either because of super-secrecy, or because the president wasn't entirely sure himself...

7:17: Steve tries to get some cabinet announcements, including the Clinton question! Guess what answer he gets... "You're not getting anything out of me." He does affirm that there will definitely be Republicans in the cabinet, though.

7:16: Close to my heart: When will you begin redeployments out of Iraq? Obama's answer, paraphrased: The minute I take office, we will establish a plan and start drawing down our troops. And p.s. the situation in Afghanistan is so bad that we need to refocus there.

7:15: Can I just take a moment to discuss how utterly lovely it is to have an articulate president? This man doesn't dance around any questions - he is straightforward and knowledgeable. And as Seth Myers told us last night on SNL: "It's official... for the next 4 years, it's pronouced NU-CLE-AR" --- praise the Lord.

7:12: Ah the magic of editing... next shot panned out shows no sign of the big red arrow...

7:11: hahaha... camera pans out and Obama's red tie is hanging out the bottom of his buttoned black suit, it's a little too long so it reminds me of one of those shirts from the late 90's with the arrow pointing down proclaiming "Tickle THIS Elmo!"

7:10: The question that keeps coming up... is this year a parallel to 1932? Obama states that what we are going through is not nearly as bad as that... we do not have a 25% unemployment rate, for example.

7:05: The president-elect notes that there are a lot more people hovering around him since the big win, but it's nice to be home in his own bed. No kidding on the extra security details and people in general around him. Chicago, despite its deep love for Mr. Obama, is griping loudly about the traffic jams his security detail causes in the Loop, and the strain on Chicago police officers to work the detail.

7:00: the first look at the interview - there's that winning smile. And they replay that walk onto the stage on election night where Michelle was wearing that loud dress... she's gorgeous, anyway.

6:59 p.m.: Live blogging the Obama-60 Minutes interview begins in 1 minute!

Just Kidding...

So it looks like (and even looked like on Friday, but I've had quite a busy weekend) Obama's meeting with Hillary was in regards to the SecState position, but so was Obama's meeting with Richardson. We'll hold off on any calls on that front for a few more days, but I will say that with the info leaked and floating, being discussed by the talking heads and the bloggers all weekend, it would be quite a slight to Hillary's supporters if she is not actually offered the position or another high-ranking position in the administration... not the best way to kick off the next four years as the united front they've both boasted about. We'll see what happens there.

Tonight, our President-Elect will appear on 60 Minutes. My thoughts on that afterwards. (Yeah, i know it's already aired on the east coast... I love the weather out here but it sucks being 3 hours behind on everything!)

And finally, know how much I love Rahmbo? Here's a Rahmbo Fact Generator sent to me by John. The difference between Rahm facts and Chuck Norris facts? Rahm facts are 100% true! Just keep hitting refresh for new facts :-)

Friday, November 14, 2008

Hillary Offered SECSTATE Position

Huffington Post has broken the story that Senator Hillary Clinton has been offered a position as Secretary of State, and that she is requesting time to consider. The roll-out of this news was bizarre - last night Andrea Mitchell broke to MSNBC that Clinton was under consideration. Then John Kerry told some friends that Clinton was now "in the mix," despite the fact that Kerry had been considered a frontrunner. Then today, HuffPost broke the big news. All that can be thought of all this leaking is that Clinton is gauging public reaction to the news before she accepts or declines. She's wily that way. Despite my deep love for Bill Richardson, and the fact that Kerry was most likely promised the post early in Obama's campaign (Kerry was one of the very first Senators to endorse Obama - probably in exchange for something...), I feel like a cabinet level position is a good fit for Clinton. She can work with Obama but she can also fight with him, and she will. I think that's awesome.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

What we can expect

Too lazy and tired to muse tonight. Instead, a fun article about what we can expect from my current obsession Rahm Emanuel in the way of mixing metaphors and leaving them to die on the side of the road. At least he pronounces the words correctly as he throws stones in a sinking ship... or whatever :-)

"Rahmbonics" Making a Comeback

(From Politico)

Newly coined Obama chief of staff Rahm Emanuel was on his best behavior during his Sunday show debut this weekend – measured, calm, bi-partisan.

But when it came to the notorious ability of the Illinois political street fighter to mangle the English language – well, let’s just say Rahm hit a touchdown.

Friends and colleagues – particularly in the Clinton White House - have dubbed this phenomenon “Rahmbonics” over the years and on “Face the Nation” and “This Week,” Emanuel engaged in a veritable festival of mixed metaphors.

The jumbling began during a discussion of how Washington leaders have put off dealing with energy issues since the oil crisis in 1974 and health care for nearly just as long.

"We had a crisis, we kicked it down the can," Emanuel explained to "Face the Nation" host Bob Schieffer.

"These are – just taking those two examples, these are crises you can no longer afford to kick down the can," he continued. "The crisis we have here, the American people know we have one and they are ready and willing to start to tackle those problems. You cannot afford now to kick those down the can any longer."

To which Schieffer simply replied, "All right," and moved on.

"Kicking the can down the road" has been a favorite metaphor politicians have used to describe someone who is postponing a decision or avoiding an issue.

But Emanuel's Yogi Berra-style translation of the phrase should come as no surprise to those who know him well. Speechwriters in the Clinton White House, where he was an aide, used to collect choice examples of "Rahmbonics" and post them on a bulletin board. Oftentimes they involved sports.

"He'd say something like you can't kick a field goal in the ninth inning," recalled Jake Siewert, a longtime friend as well as a former Clinton press secretary and longtime admirer of Emanuel’s verbal skills.

Shutting a revolving door was another Emanuel classic. He used the phrase in 1998 to explain a Clinton plan to require states to report illegal drug use among inmates before receiving federal money for prisons.

"We have to slam shut the revolving door between drugs and crime," he told The New York Times.

"We kept tabs on them,” said a former Clinton speechwriter who asked not to be named. “There was a certain kind of admiration in involved in this.”

The mix-ups that made it into newspapers, as opposed to those he blurted out in staff meetings, were the ones that intrigued Emanuel's White House colleagues the most.

Quoting Emanuel-style metaphors even became a game among some members of the Washington press corps.

"You figure if he's quoted in the newspaper he'd given it more thought," said Siewert, adding that Emanuel has a sense of humor about his way with words. "He's pretty well aware of it. I mean he thinks fast and talks fast."

Emanuel’s appearances last Sunday made clear his metaphor mixing is a treat the public will get more of in coming months.

Despite the disorienting image of "This Week" host George Stephanopoulos addressing his longtime friend and former Clinton White House colleague with the formal "Congressman Emanuel," Emanuel kept familiar when he attempted the "kicking the can down the road" line again in reference to energy, health care and economic crises.

"So this provides an opportunity to finally tackle the issues that for too long have been postponed, kicked down the road – kicked down the road, basically," he said.

He also suggested bridging the auto industry, when discussing government's role in helping country's struggling car manufacturers.

"President elect Obama has asked his economic team to look at different options of what it takes to help bridge the auto industry," he said. "So they are part of not only a revived economy but part of an energy policy going forward."

So, to sum Emanuel up: don’t expect an Obama administration to let the clock run out in the final quarter when the bases are loaded – even if the blitz of crises facing the country makes them want to kick the road down the can.

Thank you, readers!

I want to thank everyone who has responded to my post about political allegiances among military members. It's nice to hear from some of you from whom I haven't heard in awhile, and the responses were incredibly thoughtful. To those who feel uncomfortable discussing their liberal leanings around military folk, I want to assure you: so do I, and I am one! The interesting thing is that there is a secret club of closet Dems in the military. It's actually a pretty big club, but for some reason we're still closeted. I feel out a situation, avoid politics in new groups, and at some point someone might mention something about his or her "fabulous" best friend, and that's when I give that person the look... the, "don't worry, I'm one of you" look. I've made some pretty great friends this way. I should also point out that I have some great friends in the Air Force who are as conservative as they come. Those people I put in two categories: those with whom I avoid political discussions altogether (and you might not believe it from reading this blog, but I generally prefer not talking politics at all. I don't like to argue), and those with whom I can carry on an occasional, civilized, intelligent political conversation. Also important is that there are plenty of independents and apathetics in the military. These are my favorites. That's why I'm dating one. We can focus on arguments about "important things" (like which way the toilet paper hangs...) and never ever argue about politics. This makes me pretty happy. I guess my point is that the military is a microcosm of society, which means you get people from all walks of life and all political backgrounds. I beg you not to judge too quickly because you just might miss out on some pretty cool dudes and ladies.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Happy Veterans Day!

So as I was sitting here on my couch blogging, and enjoying my day off, it occurred to me that I am an ungrateful jerk for not saying something earlier: Happy Veterans Day everyone! As a friend noted to me this morning, "Hug a veteran today!" If you can't find one to hug, I recommend hopping on over to to send a message to the troops, join a homefront group, or send a care package.

Some Notes on BAIPA

While at first Google, BAIPA comes up as the Bay Area Independent Publishers Association, chances are if you're talking about it in a political sense, you're referring to the Born Alive Infant Protection Act. Per Em's comments a couple of posts ago, I've gone off and done some research on why, exactly, Obama voted against this act. It seemed odd to me that Hillary and others in the same political vein as Obama would have voted for it while he voted against it, and as it turns out, it's because they were voting on utterly different and separate bills. Obama was not a member of the U.S. Senate when this Act hit the Senate floor, he was a member of the state senate in Illinois. As it was presented to the U.S. Senate, Obama had no problem with it - at the state level, however, the bill was problematic. It was defeated by the Democrats in the state senate without his vote, and there was a reason they all voted against it:

The bill at the state level: A) Eroded abortion rights by redefining the fetus at any stage a person, which ultimately makes abortion completely illegal - very very few dems would have voted for such a law- and here's the kicker - the law was B. Unneccessary because there was already an Illinois State law in place that explicitly protected babies born alive, (since 1975). I want to point out here that even the Illinois Medical Association opposed the law.

In Illinois, at the time, “Thirteen different bills relating to the rights of infants born alive as the result of a botched abortion were proposed during the 92nd (2001-2002) and 93rd (2003-2004) Illinois General Assemblies. See The Illinois Analogs to the Born-Alive Infants Protection Act. Five bills - 92-1095, 92-1662, 93-1082, 93-2631, and 93-2855 - were essentially copies of the federal Born-Alive Infants Protection Act of 2002 (BAIPA). However, only the fifth bill contained a “preservation clause”, (about how a person is defined, which solved problem A., above), similar to the federal BAIPA.”
“None of the bills in the 93rd assembly made it to a full Senate vote. Senate Bill 93-1083 (didn’t have the clause at first) never made it out of the Health & Human Services Committee, of which Obama was Chair. Senate Bills 93-2631 and 93-2855 (this last had the clause) never made it out of the Rules Committee, of which Obama was not a member.”
So he never had a chance to vote on any that were like the federal BAIPA on the Senate floor.
When the Senate bill 93-1083 went to the Health and Human Services committee which Obama chaired, it was amended to have the Federal “preservation clause”, but after discussion, the bill was killed by the majority of Dems-(6) to Rep-(4). Obama cast his, the 7th vote against, with the Dems. The Dems (and others) were still unsure about this bill, concerned how the 1975 law would be affected and other implications.

The bill did eventually pass in Illinois, in 2005, after much revision.

“The 2003 bill could have affected the way courts interpret the 1975 law, which Planned Parenthood and the Illinois State Medical Society contended could have far-reaching implications”, & “In 2005, Illinois lawmakers inserted an extra provision asserting that the law would not affect “existing federal or state law regarding abortion.”, (this solved problem B.). "The measure passed, without opposition from Planned Parenthood and with the support of groups opposed to abortion.”-

The point here is that Obama is, of course, not a baby-killing hate machine. There are fear-mongers out there who look for any way to demonize the pro-choice movement, when it is pretty obvious (after some serious research) that the Illinois Senate Dems were looking for a well-thought out and necessary bill, and refused to vote on gut-reaction. It is easy to say "Obama voted against saving babies born alive!" and a little harder to take the time to understand the intricacies of the bill and of the system in general. Can you imagine that man looking at his beautiful little girls and arguing that any child should be left to die? You can't, because he wouldn't, and never did.

I want to thank Ruth, a voice of reason at, for her careful research into this issue and specifically into the bill that was introduced onto the Illinois Senate floor in 2003. When she gets back to me with a blog or website I will credit her work properly.

Joe Scarborough gets a little feisty!

I was actually watching Joe while getting ready yesterday morning and I somehow missed this! Poor Joe aired on a 7 second delay starting today because of this silliness below...

"My Wife is Going to Kill Me When I Get Home"

Joe Scarborough dropped the "F" bomb Monday morning on Morning Joe...

(hat tip: FishbowlDC)

Monday, November 10, 2008

Something has been bothering me

I said in my first post that I would occasionally post as a military officer. I will reiterate that these thoughts, words, and reflections are not those of the military nor of the Air Force specifically, but of me, myself, and I - I just think it's important to point out that I have served my country proudly for almost three years and plan to continue doing so, just for perspective on this post.

To start, I beg of my fellow military members to please explain to me what the heck they are so afraid of. I have many friends claiming that they will jump ship and get out of the Air Force at their first opportunity because the country dared to elect Barack Obama. The best explanation anyone can give me is that Obama is "socialist" (which is ridiculous) or that he plans on "cutting the military." I have yet to see documentation or anything better than the hateful rhetoric they have heard spouted on Fox News. As a matter of fact, Obama plans to increase the size of the Army and the Marine Corps, meaning fewer "in-lieu-of" assignments for the Air Force (assignments in which an Airman or Sailor deploys with the army to perform a function such as guard duty, convoy duty, or checkpoint duty, for which he or she is not trained as his or her primary job in his or her own branch of service). Also, did you not notice the force shaping and Reduction in Forces (RIF) that we've experienced under George W. Bush? The size of the military ebbs and flows with the needs of the nation, we know that and it's something we accept as the way of things. No particular party has cut or increased the size of the military more than another.

I don't even know where to start. Maybe with the fact that this armageddon attitude is melodramatic and distasteful to start with - remember 2004 when many Democrats claimed they'd be moving to Canada when Bush won? I don't have stats on this, but I doubt a whole lot actually moved, and despite the economic situation we're in now and the deadly war we're still fighting in Iraq, we're all still Americans and pretty much okay. I beg you doomsdayers to please remember that what happens in Washington generally has a pretty slim effect on your day-to-day life. It's how you treat others that matters. No one is taking away your guns, raising your taxes, or taking away your birthday. Stop whining, please, and get on with your life.

Next, I want to point out how upset I was during the campaign every time John McCain or Sarah Palin tried to speak for me as a veteran or military member. McCain said something during the first debate that really got under my skin:

"I know the veterans, I know them well, and I know that they know that I'll take care of them, and I have been proud of their support and their recognition of my service to the veterans, and I love them, and I'll take care of them, and they know that I'll take care of them."

How dare you sir? These are the words of someone with an absolutely abysmal record in relation to support and care of veterans. How on earth can he claim to speak for me? Somehow, however, there is almost a blind allegiance to the Republican party among military members - or at least a perceived allegiance. Turns out that among active duty military, McCain held 55% of the vote while Obama held 45%. Hardly a mandate for McCain or the Republicans among military. And while there is no exit poll for veterans that I have been able to find, I am willing to bet that close to a majority, if not an actual majority, of retired or separated military voted for Senator Obama (If anyone can find a poll that proves or disproves this, either way, I would be very interested. I can only find opinion polls from months before the election).

Brandon Friedman at put together an unbelievably well researched, fact-checked compilation of McCain's terrible record in regards to the military and retired/separated veterans. Among the points noted are that McCain is given an abysmal 20% rating by the non-partisan group Disabled American Veterans, he voted over and over (and over) again against funding for veterans (and somehow it's Obama that gives Cindy McCain a shiver down her spine?) and he strongly and vocally opposed the 21st century GI Bill, which did pass, thank goodness, but certainly not with his help - he skipped the vote to be at a fundraiser. (This bill, for my civilian friends, is one of the very good things our government has done for us lately. It has provided tangible benefits to my Airmen in the form of education funding and opportunities, expanding more military benefits (including tuition assistance) to spouses and families, and many other very positive changes to military benefits. Need I mention that Obama fought for and voted for this bill?) So my dear military friends, next time a Republican claims to speak for you and you blindly follow his or her lead, I beg you to actually look at his or her record first.

I want to point out how ridiculous it is that there is even a perception out there that Republicans are somehow more patriotic or more apt to serve their country. Al Gore served in Vietnam. John Kerry did, too. Joe Biden's son is currently serving in Iraq. George McGovern was a war hero. Peter Kaufmann at Politico, a former Naval officer, discusses this phenomenon of the Republican stranglehold on military voters. I urge you to go read this article. He discusses how that hold was never more than surface-deep:

"Prior to Vietnam, military service was seen as an obligation of all Americans – regardless of political affiliation or wealth. George H.W. Bush and John F. Kennedy were both sons of privileged, politically-connected families who served heroically in the military during World War II. Back then, this was seen as your duty as an American – and no political party could lay an exclusive claim to the flag."

I want to see this era return. As Kaufmann points out, there are now more Democrats in Congress who are veterans than there are Republican veterans. Look at these facts and understand that we are all American. We all love our country. It is curious to me that you might turn your back on serving your country because you disagree politically with your Commander-in-Chief. One might be tempted to call you unpatriotic. I wouldn't, but I might seriously question your motives for entering the military in the first place. I just served 3 years under a Commander-in-Chief with whom I fundamentally disagree on many, many issues, but he was my Commander-in-Chief and I took an oath to serve my country. When you took that same oath, did it have the precondition that you would leave the service if we voted a Democrat into office? I might get out of the military in a couple of years because it's not the best fit for me as a career, but I know I'll be able to look back and say that I served honorably and did what my country asked of me. Good luck to those of you who will not be able to say that.

Comments are strongly, strongly encouraged - I have many, many friends in the military who I would like to hear from on this issue. And as for my civilian buddies, what say you? Do you perceive the military as strongly Republican or as non-partisan, with only duty, honor, and country on our minds? What does it say about the military if you do associate it with a particular party?

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Nobody's More Irish Than Barack Obama

As a good Irish-American, I just had to post a link to this great video sent to me by my friend John. Thanks buddy :-) Somebody want to teach me how to properly embed this video? I couldn't find the exact script for it in the source...
Nobody's More Irish Than Barack Obama

Money Men

The buzz around town is that the next cabinet post to be filled will be that of the Treasury Secretary. Names floated about include Larry Summers, Tim Geithner, and Warren Buffett, who at 77 years old ranks #1 on the Forbes World's Billionaires List. It looks like it will be Summers, according to Fortune Magazine, which writes:

Fortune believes that former Treasury Secretary Lawrence (Larry) Summers is in the lead to get the job. Summers, who served in the Clinton Administration, wouldn't be a surprise pick. He along with other economic experts, ex-Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin and former chairman of the Federal Reserve Paul Volcker, have advised Obama during the campaign, especially as the economic crisis unfolded. Volcker is said to be highly interested in the Treasury job, but Summers, with support from Rubin, has the inside track.

But if history has taught us anything, it's that the most obvious choice is not necessarily the one who will win out. I'd like to see America's most beloved investor, and richest man, in the post. He made his own billions and is one of the most respected investors in America's history. Imagine Buffett as Treasury Secretary, Powell as SECDEF (though I don't think that will happen, unfortunately), and our friend Bill Richardson as Secretary of State... what a well-rounded, highly respected, bi-partisan cabinet we would have to look to for all matters of national importance. It gives me goosebumps (the good kind!) just thinking about it

Geithner, Buffett

Friday, November 7, 2008

"He is going to raise taxes on the middle class, though. They were right about that. Skinny Black Guys hate the middle class. No reason. Just do."

Colson Whitehead just wrote the best "I never thought I would see in my life..." article I have seen to date - Mr. Whitehead is jubilant to see Americans overcome their biases and elect a skinny dude president. :-)

Friday Night Gossip and Fun

-Oprah's Mr. Man has been revealed - he is Sam Perry, Obama's communications director for the Silicon Valley region. He appeared on Oprah's show today, and apparently he has achieved a modicum of celebrity for acting as Oprah's hankie Tuesday night. Better Sam Perry than JT Plumber, don't ya think?

-People Online ran a five-things-you-don't-know-about-Rahm article that I'll run here as a follow-up to my earlier post on Rahmbo. What a goofy guy...

He's the real-life Ari's brother. His youngest brother Ariel (Ari) Emanuel is a founder of the Endeavor talent agency in Hollywood and was an inspiration for Jeremy Piven's character, Ari Gold, on HBO’s Entourage. Not to be outdone, Rahm is said have been a model for Bradley Whitford's character, Josh Lyman, on The West Wing.

He could have been a ballet dancer. He studied ballet as a teen and was offered a scholarship to join the renowned Joffrey Ballet, but went to Sarah Lawrence College instead.

He's missing part of a finger. In his youth, Emanuel badly cut a finger on a meat slicer while working at an Arby's. The wound became infected, and he lost half of the middle finger on his right hand.

He volunteered with the Israeli army. During the first Gulf War, he did a stint as a civilian volunteer with the Israel Defense Forces, rust-proofing brakes on a base in northern Israel.

He once sent a rotten dead fish to a political enemy. In the Clinton administration, his take-no-prisoners style earned him the nickname "Rahm-bo."

Let's Talk About Rahmbo

Politico published a great look at Representative Rahm Emanuel (D-IL) last night that discusses the message Obama's choice for White House Chief of Staff sends to the nation and to our representatives in Washington. Emanuel is feisty, to say the least. In the Clinton White House in 1993, where he served as an aide, Hillary Clinton and then-Chief of Staff Mack McLarty tried to "ease him out" of his position - which he fought virulently for, refusing to leave until Bill Clinton told him to his face to go - something he knew would not happen. He is a strong Democratic leader, but as is being repeatedly pointed out, he is not an idealogical choice. While Obama is not sending a message of bipartisanship with this pick (and really, the President's Chief of Staff should be someone who can speak on behalf of the president - a "reach across the aisle" choice would not be trusted by people who need to know that when the President is not around, his Chief of Staff will tell them what the President would have said). The signal he is sending with the choice is that he wants to make things happen, and make them happen quickly, from day one in office. Emanuel is, even according to Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), a good choice. He had this to say in a statement yesterday:

"This is a wise choice by President-elect Obama.

"Rahm knows Capitol Hill and has great political skills. He can be a tough partisan but also understands the need to work together. He is well-suited for the position of White House Chief of Staff.

"I worked closely with him during the presidential debate negotiations which were completed in record time. When we hit a rough spot, he always looked for a path forward. I consider Rahm to be a friend and colleague. He's tough but fair. Honest, direct, and candid. These qualities will serve President-elect Obama well.

"Rahm understands the challenges facing our nation and will, consistent with the agenda set by President-elect Obama, work to find common ground where it exists. I look forward to working with him in his new position and will continue to do everything I can to help find a pathway forward on the difficult problems facing our nation."

Not sure whether one would really want Graham's endorsement (it's kinda like when McCain got Cheney's endorsement in the final days of the campaign, but with less dire consequences), but my point in including it is that Rahmbo's appointment to this post can be respected by both parties.

There are those, of course, who feel this choice is a slap in the face of all of us who thought Obama would bring real change to the White House, starting off by picking a staff full of newbies and outsiders, apparently. John Kass over at the Trib points out that Emanuel is a Chicago Daley machine guy - hardly one to transcend politics as usual.

Here's what I think: Rahm Emanuel is Obama's personal confidant. He also has several important policy disagreements with Obama, and is extraordinarily blunt, making him ideal as an aide. He also really, truly knows how to get work done in Washington. He is in touch with Republicans and Democrats, and he makes things happen. Obama, a relative newbie to practical application of the process, needs someone who understands the logistics of the White House well. Emanuel is an outstanding choice.

Next on the agenda - the Secretary of State appointment. Looks like it's down to New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson, former U.N. Ambassador Richard Holbrooke, and Massachusettes Senator John Kerry. No-brainer, says I: my vote is for Bill Richardson. I just want to hug him. Shouldn't you want to hug your SecState?

A Few Notes

As a follow up to yesterday's post on Prop 8, I have a couple of responses to comments I have received.

First, comment on the blog, so I can respond on the blog and it will look like someone's actually reading this thing! I have it set up so that you don't need a blogger account to comment, so everybody, anybody, leave comments!

Next: I am fully aware that Obama was against Prop 8. Any good progressive would be. Most of them were! My argument was, however, that time and resources may not have been allocated to the defeat of the proposition in the proportions that the Mormon church was committed to contributing in its support. Also, Obama's job as a political candidate, and soon as the president, is not to necessarily meddle in state ballot measures - he can, however, encourage state representatives to fight the good fight.

The other comment I received about the post was that it was a bit of a rant - my apologies! I want this blog to be entertaining and informative, not angry.

In a few: My discussion of Obama's newly appointed White House Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

A Paradox or Two on Election Day

As promised, a reflection on Prop 8.

The San Francisco Chronicle
(and just about every other news outlet) reported today that the opposition to Prop 8 (read: the good guys who were trying to defeat a ban on gay marriage in the state of California) conceded defeat today, with the executive director of Equality California stating, "While we think the margin will close, we are convinced we will not be able to overcome the small deficit we are in and that Proposition 8 will pass." With 3 million votes uncounted, the "Yes" (yes = ban) votes are up 52.5%-47.5%. Voters in Arizona and Florida also voted to ban gay marriage in their respective states this November 4th. Arkansas voted to ban adoption by "single people and unmarried couples" (read: gay)... I will point out here that California voted overwhelmingly for Obama, and Florida also went blue, albeit by a much smaller margin. (Arizona, predictably, went red, but by a smaller margin than was expected a few weeks out, even being "too close to call" for quite awhile after the polls closed there. Arkansas was red as well.) So, what's going on California and Florida voters? What is it that makes you comfortable with, even inspired by, our new president-elect Barack Obama, supporting him 61%-37% in California, 51%-48% in Florida (a significant margin in the Sunshine State!), obviously comfortable with and ready for a more liberal White House and a more progressive direction for the country... but still willing to take away basic human rights from your neighbors who have done absolutely nothing... i repeat absolutely nothing... to hurt you? As Rachel (we're on a first-name basis) noted tonight, 9 of 10 measures relating to relaxing laws on marijuana possession passed. "So, smoking weed is getting more respect from our citizens while gay people are getting less respect. I'm not quite sure where that means we are on the tolerance meter," she said of the apparant contradictory (might we say paradoxical? Hmm?) results of ballot propositions in juxtaposition with the leftward swing of the country on the presidential election. Here's Rachel:

And here's what I am wondering. Remember 2004? Of course you do. Remember how gay marriage was one of the top issues that turned people out to vote? Remember how it brought out all the loony far-right wingers who didn't mind watching our economy collapse, our troops fight and die in unwinnable wars, and our public infrastructure literally crumble, but somehow couldn't stand the thought of two people in love uniting in matrimony and receiving the same inalienable rights that the rest of the country receives without question just because those two people might share the same internal (or external) plumbing? Well, those loonybin far-right conservatives (and, surprisingly, a large majority of the African American community... this may be revisited in another post) did come out to vote in 2004, and they elected George W. Bush to a 2nd undeserved term as the president of our great nation. So here's what I think: while the Mormons pushed millions (and millions) of dollars into supporting the ban on gay marriage in California, maybe our mostly good liberal representatives with a good amount of political capital today did not do as much as they could to encourage a defeat of the ban. They did not want a repeat of 2004 - if the Dems made it an issue, you can bet your bottom dollar the Republicans would push back hard and it could have hurt the rest of the Democratic ticket. This came to me today, and is completely unsupported by anything other than the whim of my fancy. So please, dear readers (I know I have some...) prove me wrong... Find me a Democratic candidate or elected official who campaigned against Prop 8. I know the ground game against it was good, I saw plenty of "NO ON PROP 8" gifts on Facebook among my California friends. But what high profile, popular progressives devoted time, and even more importantly, money, to defeating the ban? I can't say whether this strategy (if it truly was a strategy - again, this is just what I think might have been partly responsible for the confusing support of Prop 8) was ultimately good or bad. We did elect some outstanding individuals to the House, Senate, and of course, to the Presidency. Those people can presumably do more good in office than out of it. But we, as progressives devoted to holding our representatives accountable, should demand attention paid to this issue. California, Florida, I have faith in you!

This post became an essay, my apologies. I will have to save my look at Rahm Emanuel (who did, today, accept the post of White House Chief of Staff!) for another post.

As a goodnight gift, this video of Barney the White House Dog going rogue on a Reuters reporter today ;-)

Thursday Morning Juice

Tidbits to get you going in the morning

South Park
South Park was really funny last night. Reflection (funny that a cartoon warrants reflection) this evening. Theme: You must be responsible for yourself in order to affect change in your life... or maybe it's that the people you put all your trust in might really be pulling the wool over your eyes in order to steal the Hope Diamond from the Smithsonian. Either way.

Who the heck was Oprah leaning on Tuesday night?

She doesn't know! She gave "Mr. Man" a shout-out in thanks for letting her wipe her makeup on his shoulder though. Weren't we all looking for a Mr. Man to celebrate with?

Illinois Rep Rahm Emanuel will probably be Obama's Chief of Staff

All the chatter is that Rep Emanuel has been offered the job, possibly even before Obama was officially elected. Most think he'll take the job.

Tonight, I'll look more closely at Emanuel (of whom I'm a fan), and discuss my disappointment over the poorly-covered tragedies of Tuesday night - the failure of Prop 8 in California and similar losses of rights in Florida and other states.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: A Most Ingenious Paradox gets its own domain!

Big news, faithful readers. After less than one day as a political blogger, and thanks to the efforts and generosity of my good buddy Ryan Duff, I now have my very own domain here at Of course, I'm still editing and updating using Blogger, and the address will point here, but the principle thing, the domain, is all mine. THANKS DUFF!!! In your honor, here is an awesome vid of Condi getting all teary-eyed today at how proud she is of Barack Obama. You go, Condi. You go.

A little inspiration (and a little goofiness) for your Election Boxing Day

Full Video of Obama's Victory Speech

Zydeco Accompanies Worldwide Obama Celebrations
-- Rachel and Kent have a little fun

And, unfortunately I can't figure out how to embed this last video, but please go here to watch how the Japanese are the Kings and Queens of Making Everything Weird - including the celebration of our historic election! This wins my vote for awesome video of the day. Obama Noodles for World Peace and Stability!

A New President, A New Blog

It is time to revive this blog. "Revive it?" You ask, "It was barely a newborn when you killed it!" This may be true. Shuddup. But on this, the day after our country accepted Senator Obama as the "Change We Need," I find myself needing to do something more than watch Chris Matthews wet himself on MSNBC. Don't get me wrong... I am watching Chris Matthews wet himself as I type. I just said I want to do something else in addition. That intangible "thing" I want to do is express the joy and hope I am feeling today to anyone who wishes to read it, but even more, I want to take part in the community responsible for holding the media, the legislature, and the executives responsible, with unfiltered, progressive blogging. That's what President-Elect Obama has done for us - he has inspired us to participate in the discussion, to act, to stand up, make our voices heard, and all kinds of other cliches that we can be proud to promote. My goal here is to start a movement (can one person begin a movement? I believe we saw it happen over the last 20 months) to not only frankly discuss progressive policy and those enacting it, but to hold those we've elected responsible. To encourage a responsible electorate. And to encourage a responsible media. I love me some MSNBC. But I can also Pbbttt my tongue when Chris gets a tingle up his leg or Keith gets a little too indignant. I cannot, at this point, find anything at all wrong with Rachel Maddow. If you can, you're probably a bad person. (Yes I'm kidding... but I really, really like Rachel!) My point here is this: what good is the work we have done, this historic election we have fought so hard for, if we don't hold these good men and women responsible? If we don't encourage them to work with their opposition in Congress, to appoint moderate judges, to discuss issues openly, even daring to appear on the television shows of the opposition, and most importantly, to keep their promises? George W. Bush in 2000 promised to reach across the aisle and work with the Democrats to enact legislation that would move the country forward. Instead, he filled his cabinet with his unqualified cronies and with their help hijacked a party that used to stand for small government and fewer infringements on personal freedoms, transforming it into a party that has "promoted larger government at almost every turn." No one held this man accountable, and the politics of fear reigned for too long. President-Elect Obama, in my favorite line of his victory speech last night, reached out to those who may have been disappointed to see him win. He said, "And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn -- I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your President too." These are the words of a true uniter. The eyes of the world are on us. We have a long way to go to create real, progressive change, and just as importantly, to deserve our place in the world as a respected superpower.

Now, a little about me: I'm 24. I grew up in the U.P. of Michigan, in the border town of Sault Ste. Marie. I went to college and came into my own in the great city of Chicago, Illinois, at Loyola University. While there, I worked for the Fund For Public Interest Research (FFPIR), which at the time raised funds for the Human Rights Campaign, Save the Children, Illinois PIRG, and The Sierra Club. I interned with Senator Durbin, the senior Senator from Illinois, in the summer of 2005 (the year after Obama was elected as Illinois's junior U.S. Senator). I graduated from Loyola in May 2006, and earned my Master's degree in Strategic Intelligence from American Military University in August 2008. The next fact I mention because it is an important part of my history and my present: I was an Air Force ROTC cadet throughout college and am now an Air Force officer. I am proud to serve my country in uniform. And most importantly for you to remember, dear readers, is that nothing written in this blog reflects in any way the views of the United States Air Force or any of its members - except ME. I will occasionally write from the perspective of a military member (because it adds another dimension to my politics, don't you think?) but again, I am not writing as a representative of the military in general nor of the Air Force specifically. Today, I live in North Las Vegas, NV, where I work, run half marathons, read avidly, write, and of course, am a happy, liberal, political junkie.

Now that the formalities are out of the way, if you're reading this first of many posts on my newly-political blog, you are probably someone who already knows me and who therefore already knew everything I just wrote. Please, link to me in your blogs, let me know, and I will link to you!